Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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