So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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