dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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