Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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