what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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