I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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