I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The power of my boobs compel you
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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