Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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