glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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