okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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