call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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