Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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