i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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