But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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