oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
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