dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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