She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
