Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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