Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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