Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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