i already hear my dad disowning me
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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