I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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