I hate your face
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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