god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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