I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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