just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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