You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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