Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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