Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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