You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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