How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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