Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
What a dumb baby whore.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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