He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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