is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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