do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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