So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Your cock deserves a montage
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
