My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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