So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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