Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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