My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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