I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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