I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i think i have two assholes
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Randomize
