hotel room ftw
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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