apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I can't turn off my feet"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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