how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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