At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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