I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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