Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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