Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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