just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
