i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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