My nipple is on Facebook.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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