so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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