seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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