Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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