Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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