shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
