god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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