just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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